I shouldn't have asked...

I got home from grad school in time to spend a little time with the boys before Sebastian had to go to bed. We were watching the Twins game, and Sebastian noticed that Carlos Gomez (one of his favorite players) was up to bat. So he said, "Go Go."

And we said, "Yes, that's Carlos Gomez."

And he said, "Bat."

And Steve said, "Yes, he's smelling his bat." (I don't know why he was smelling his bat, but he was.)

And I said (and here's the part where I should have known better), "What do you think it smells like?"

And Sebastian said, "Poop."

I laughed so hard a little orange pop came out of my nose. It hurt.